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Friday, 25 February 2011

The Elite Penguin Times - Brainiax 8 reports on Klutzy the Crab

Klutzy the Crab uses emotes =P
by Brainiax 8, brainiax8@gmail.com

In the new System Defender mission, Klutzy is the attacking fiend as opposed to his comrade Herbert. During gameplay the member penguin will first see Rookie and G's obtuse and trivial opinions on replacing a coffee machine, then Rookie's notice of the Enemy Detector going off - which G helpfully informs them what is going on, as the Rookie does not know what the 'flashing lights' mean - this is followed by a full-fledged attack on the EPF mainframe. One which, I must add, is obscenely hard to deflect.
   Unlike Herbert, it would seem Klutzy the Crab is quite the conversationalist; even using emotes in his timely messages which currently, without G's crab translator, are superfluously meaningless to agents. That is, of course, unless you speak crab.


Images of the devious Club Penguin Crab's emote using:


In related news; I believe that it was a Clubpenguincrabicus that caused the Great Club Penguin Flood, and I believe that a certain Klutzy could well be the suspect we are after. I have managed to retrieve rare footage of the event that most likely caused the floods from the EPF Underground Pool Surveillance Camera:



 
This is Conspiracy Against Club Penguin and Unintentional Damage to Another's Personal Property - if Klutzy the Crab is convicted he/she will be charged with Crimes Against the Citizens of the Islands of Club Penguin.
   Because of this, and other events - including likely ensuing events that are believed will soon unfold - Klutzy the Crab and Herbert P. Bear, Esq are Wanted Criminals within the Islands of Club Penguin.
   Also, I have footage of Herbert dancing if you wish to be able to reconcile the bear on sight:

If you cannot see Herbert dancing, please click on the footage

Please report any sightings to me: - via a comment, Twitter or YouTube - my e-mail is at the top of this article, it's a link even though it's black :) - .

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